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HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


PERSPECTIVE - to the right, a Volkswagen Beetle to the left, the 30mm 7 barrel gatling gun from an A-10 Warthog. That is all.


TAGS: destroy everything
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:47 pm
gracias senor
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:27 pm
Wow! THAT... i5 a visual. Airman, I can spot your motifakes a mile away, that's how much awesome radiates from your posters :-D


FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction


TAGS: september challenge military destroy them through superior firepower
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.


WARNING - moose can telepathically destroy your car


TAGS: moose car destroy
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by superstaber2

Jackl - December 3, 2010, 12:14 pm
One Moose , two meese , three meeses is the commonally accepted usage
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:45 am
I thought the plural was Mice....and does that Moose have a mohawk?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:08 pm
Plural is meeses. 5L


TIME FOR A NAME CHANGE -


TAGS: reliable crane destroy house fail
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:15 pm
God way of remiding you to check the load weight before trying to slew outside your base.


...UNTIL FACEBOOK - Now, you can bring up your past by clicking "Add Friend."




WAR - America Learns Geography, As The Rest Of The World Loses Some.


TAGS: war america world home destroyed
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:41 pm
very true


GODZILLA: 28 TOKYO: 0 - Frickin' move already.


TAGS: godzilla tokyo move monster destroy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - December 17, 2012, 1:12 am
I thought of my son while I made this...he's as much of a Godzilla fan as I was at his age. :):)
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:55 pm

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spitting high-tension wires down! Oh no, there goes Tokyo, Go Go Godzilla! 5Ls


BDAY -


TAGS: friends and relatives destroy monotony
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - November 1, 2011, 3:37 am
useful tip... sometimes, reading tags can be edifying...lol


BREAKING UP -


TAGS: break memories evidence destroy
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

robbidos - July 16, 2012, 2:02 am
But you can hide the body
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:55 am
very true


Inspiration -


TAGS: pollution destroy smoke global warming
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Tarot - May 29, 2009, 7:35 pm
What a joke.


DEVASTATOR - Making Rebels Wet Themselves Since A Long Time Ago... In A Galaxy Far, Far Away


TAGS: star destroyer devastator
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Darkestryder - December 3, 2011, 6:54 pm
This is actually the "Executor," a Super-class Star Destroyer. The "Devastator" was an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.
LogicDude - December 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
Are you kiddin' Jmac? That Vadre dude? He's one total drag! Just don't tell him I said tha-*uuuuuurk!*
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 1:27 pm
Duh Jmac...Cause they look cooler that way!
Jmac0585 - December 8, 2009, 1:08 pm
If there is no drag in space, why are space ships aerodynamic?
Derek - December 8, 2009, 5:35 am
Classic integrated design concept. City-sized warship shaped as a spear-head. :})


BEAUTIFUL - Even if you destroy something It can still be beautiful


TAGS: beautfiful destroy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TailsDoll

rerun - December 29, 2010, 7:09 pm

this can still be posted at motitwist.
LiquidSquid - December 29, 2010, 2:23 pm
That wasn't a joke, but it was still cleaver. It was poetic. And it's true.
TailsDoll - December 29, 2010, 11:40 am
Thx man didn't know that pag. xD next time i will :P
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 9:44 am
5L still.
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 9:43 am
Should've been posted to motitwist


PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -




YE YE YE!! - I have just destroyed Obama's original birth certificate!! ... And the rest of the building.


TAGS: obama kenya birth certificate destroy fake politics democrats
Rating: 1.4/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 5, 2009, 4:47 am
Actually the smoking gun would be Hawaiian newspapers (more than one) from 1961 announcing his birth. Yet I came across this pic (supposedly of an actual Obama connection from Kenya); and just HAD to make this poster. Obviously this was meant as a joke.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 9:08 am
Paul, I don't like the guy either, but a 'Certificate of Live Birth' is valid. My son was born in NC and that's what it says on HIS birth certificate. give it a rest already. Stay current, Obamagress is going to raise everyone's taxes soon/again.


DESTRUCTION -


TAGS: words destroy selfesteem parenting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

chickenlittle - August 22, 2013, 12:36 am
So true! Love this.
lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 10:44 am

Thanks very much, guys!~
Sho - August 21, 2013, 10:21 am
5/F
ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:16 am
Another five lion5 for LG.


This horrible dream, this horrible nightmare -


TAGS: diffuse it destroy it abuse it and enjoy it this horrible dream this horrible nightmare
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - October 1, 2014, 2:08 pm

Thankee-sai, GaryOld. Pretty sure that the going conversion rate of positive comments to lions is like 50 • 1, making this a high ranking poster
GaryO - October 1, 2014, 10:04 am
Man, I love this. and have missed yer work, Slybaby.


That Oughta Do It -




YOUR CAR - Next time, think long and hard about what constitutes crossing the line.


TAGS: car destroy testicles deforming
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:10 pm
Car's already trashed. Might as well just drive into the picket line instead of crossing it.


MODS - Destroyers of dreams


TAGS: mods destroy tried
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by inFAM1S

Sho - August 16, 2012, 8:54 am
Some dreams are not worth living
gas - February 16, 2012, 1:57 pm
lol "..we have seen things you people wouldn't believe"
Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 9:37 am

....and rejector of nightmares.


HOW COULD YOU TELL? -


TAGS: port au prince destroyed
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Russiophile

MightySW - January 13, 2010, 3:36 pm
Laughing silently 5's
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:01 pm
Time to go build some h**els and give them a reason to stay.


CABLE COMPAINES -


TAGS: family cable fail destroyed
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by dean

random tech - October 26, 2009, 12:32 pm
guess she'll have to continue to steel her cable from her neighbors
CMN Employee - October 16, 2009, 4:10 pm
You guys tell me. IDK. We got the email at random after she got turned down for her credit check. Guess she took it hard?
Haarakkon - October 16, 2009, 10:50 am
It was an Amish family.
uberepicfailure - October 15, 2009, 9:08 pm
fail on uber epic proportions, so how does one company go about DESTROYING a family ???
Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:36 pm
Fail


know your enemy -


TAGS: bathroom scales fat destroy truth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - April 30, 2015, 5:55 pm
LMAO!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:27 pm
LOL! Anything to burn a few calories . . . LUUuuv THIS! 5L!!!!


too much to take -


TAGS: overwhelm destroying thought think silence
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:15 pm
Awesome! Silence is deadly! 5 goth lions!


preference -




jealousy -




Roosters -


TAGS: roosters destroyers of the morning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

GaryO - November 17, 2014, 10:19 pm
heh heh


All In Vain -




burning bridges takes too long -


TAGS: destroy the past efficiently
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 12:46 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - March 7, 2016, 11:25 am
May the bridges you burn light the way. UP yours


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